Solution to V, IV

1. Our weekly game of D & D was interrupted by my dad, who said my dude was a dud who would soon be dead.  Sure enough, he died before he ever did a good deed.


2. Our trip to H & M was interrupted by a ham who began to hum a hymn and, pulling at the hem of my skirt, begged me to take him home.  


3. Our meeting of the R & D department was interrupted by man rude enough to wave a red rod and insist that we read his pamphlet before going for a ride down the road.